How dare you ask this? Was it just to get into a programming memes page?

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How dare you ask this? Was it just to get into a programming memes page? - suppo.fi

The audacity to do such a thing…

It would probably be way easier than expected to do so in javascript. It would also be awful.
for(var i=0; i
for(var i = 0; i < numLoops; i++) { eval("var_" + i + " = " + i + ";"); }
eval is a path to powers many would consider to be… unnatural
Is it possible to learn this power?