You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

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You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose? - Feddit UK

I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

Nothing gets stuck in my teeth man.

Or, doesn’t get acid reflux man.

I fucking know a guy who claims he’s got no idea what heartburn is, and that he’s never had a headache. He’s about 70 years old and is probably the happiest most joyful person I’ve ever met.
Never had a headache? God fucking god what a lucky bastard.