You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

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You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose? - Feddit UK

I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

Being able to fall asleep and wake up exactly when I want to without an alarm man.
Fully rested.
No no, the title says b-tier superpower
That’d be an S+ tier power for me.
You guys have alarm mans? That sounds cool
“Sir? Sir! It is well past time for you to begin your day. Yes, sir, I am well aware work, as you put it ‘sucks ass’, but never the less, it is time to rise and shine. I will be back tomorrow at the same time.”
“very good sir, I shall remind you in 9 minutes”
Before alarm clocks were easily available there used to be ‘knocker uppers’. They’d come tap on your window with a long stick to wake you up.
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That term can mean something very different
It’s Serj Tankian from SOAD singing Chop Suey.
This is not B-tier. This is A+tier.