You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?

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You can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose? - Feddit UK

I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

My toes are unstubbable
Wow now this is the superpower I want. I’d walk through my house in the dark with WILD ABANDON!
Then good luck to your shin.
Eh, I played soccer and work as a maintenance man in the hospitality industry so my shins are long since destroyed.
Ah, the shins of a hockey player…
Be careful what you wish for, your superpower could just remove your toes.
No-one said anything about a monkey’s paw!
The trade-off is you now have a 1d4 chance of stepping on LEGO bricks in the dark. Even if you don’t own any LEGO.
Considering how expensive those bricks are getting, I think that’s a pretty good tradeoff