twitch streamer with 7 viewers: hey guys!! i bought this expensive microphone so you can hear me play minecraft in dolby atmos surround sound

long-distance train manager (speaking into a potato): please listen to the following announcements to find out how you’re going to get home

@Ninji ... my current mic setup cost about $110 and i average 4 viewers. i feel so attacked by this sdlkhfs

not to mention i plan to get a better mixer and mic when i can affurd it sdfhlj

@nepeta it’s ok, it was a diss on trains, not on streamers

that toot was inspired by me being stuck on a train where they ended up throwing everyone into a 3 hour taxi ride after cancelling half of the journey

@Ninji oof that sucks im sorry

i half figured but i also still feel called out in a silly way :pp