SjmarfWhat do you think guys
MashedTechObviously CSS
Yer MaC
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Of cour
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ShaunaTheDeadThis is a pretty roundabout way of saying back-end vs front-end.
I prefer SQL, because you can pronounce it “sequel” or “es-cue-ell”, and it’s fine. CSS just doesn’t have that kind of flexibility as a language.
TechognitoI have also heard some say “school”
I have a friend who intentionally mis-calls it "squoll"
I like squeal. MS-squeal, my-squeal
Real programmers refuse to refer to MSSQL as anything except TransactSQL or TSQL because 1) MSSQL is a fucking mouthful whether you prefer Sequel or ess-cue-el and 2) because those assholes named their RDBMS SQLServer thud leading to the constant confused “How is the SQL server doing?” 'SQL Server? We’re not a Micro$oft shop…"
The real complex one is whether you’re a postgre-ess-cue-el, postgres-cue-el, postgres-ess-cue-el, postgre-sequel, postgres-equal or postgres-sequel aficionado… and if you enjoy postgres-equal please fucking leave now.
@[email protected] gave me the skull idea so PostegreSQL is now post-gre-skull
You sure you don’t want to postgres-kull?
Skoll! I like it!
ripcordWe'll, those people are maniacs
i’m leaning towards “skull” tho
“I dropped a table with skull”
it has a nice ring to it
curses?
AnUnusualRelic“Ksssss”
That’s what I sound like whenever I have to tackle that bag of snakes.
CSS also pisses me off because it clearly doesn’t cascade… to contrast SQL is a language, it is used for querying… and it’s structured horribly. Please for the love of God let me
FROM foo WHERE bar SELECT baz
lelgenioCREATE TABLE display (
id INT PRIMARY KEY,
display_property TEXT
);
INSERT INTO display (id, display_property)
VALUES
(1, 'block'),
(2, 'inline-block'),
(3, 'flex');
CREATE TABLE divs (
id INT PRIMARY KEY,
inner_html TEXT,
dislplay INT REFERENCES display(id)
);
INSERT INTO divs (id, inner_html , dislplay)
VALUES
(1, 'div1', 1),
(2, 'div2', 2),
(3, 'div3', 3);
.users {
id: int !primary-key;
name: text;
}
.users::insert {
id: 1;
name: "John doe";
}
@query (max: 10) {
.user {
display: table;
}
.users id {
display: none;
}
}
They both feel so wrong, I love it.
I think I need to lie down.
Thanks, I hate it.
jelloeater85Filing cabinets or oil paints? Which is better?
Dr CogTried to store documents in paint and it ruined the documents, 0/10
I’ll let you know how my file cabinet art show goes
𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍Oh. Now I want one of these for every pairing. Vim vs Windows. Bubble Sort vs. SODIMM. The beauty is, with LLMs, I can have it! Enter two of any computer terms, and ChatGPT spits out a comparison. And why stop with computer stuff? Eukayryotic vs Republican! The War of 1812 vs The Kessel Run!
Having worked with tables in both I’m partial to French.
I think the real question on all of our minds is which is better: JavaScript or megabytes
This makes me hope for the rise of AI in media.
Is this chatGPT generated?
What in the actual fuck