What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

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What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about? - Lemmy.world

“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?” [https://youtu.be/gWJIQm9qH-w]

Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

Or

Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

Lol… If I had 5 bucks for every time I’ve heard or said “fucking Microsoft” in my life 😂

For anyone else who can relate, I found that this site is clutch for getting around the different portals:

cmd.ms

🖥 Home | [cmd.ms]

Are you tired of clicking around in Microsoft portals to get to a blade?

Azure AD is now Entra?? Dafuq?
That is the one I am not going to complain about. Azure AD was the wrong name.
The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.
As someone who manages a Google workspace instance currently, God I wish I had exchange for my email service.
One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!
Garbage in is garbage out
This is true for a lot of fields, but I’m going to take a guess you’re working with machine learning?
I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)
Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over… would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!
Then you chained out on the AM side didn’t you?
Sugammadex is a real game changer. It won’t be long until it’s the standard of care. Totally the best thing since propofol.
"Sux" is already shorthand for a drug, hardly even need to ligmafy anything with medical lingo
Always grease your stern gland, it’ll save your life one day
I’d like to know more!
Stern gland greasing - why?

OK, this is a bit of an embarrassing question, but here we go. I'm about to have my stern gland overhauled, and have been strongly advised by several people that it would be a jolly good idea to fit a remote greaser. I'm not doubting the advice - but I'm puzzled, because I don't know what they...

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I love it when I get to grab firm jugs with both hands

(Bouldering)

And a side effect of
Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.
McDojo karate instruction?

These fucking clowns just can't maintain their documentation properly.

(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this'll fit)

Circus rigging tech?
Unfortunately, most tech is ultimately circus rigging tech
Fucking Yasuo running it down
Can you believe what unity just did?
Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.
Isn’t IBM documentation the worst?
“Who fucking closed?”
That’s weird, perceptual got better results than relative colourmetric
“Is that logo vector?”
Uh, I don’t know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.

Put it up and we’ll find out.

The billboard:

Narrator: It wasn’t.

Ha, as a large format, but not quite so large, printer dude I’m dying.

I need it 66 inches, 20k .jpg

Oh man. The number of tiny raster logos from the corners of web pages I was sent to etch on a wall-sized sign.
I should open up a stop to get more shadow detail.
“Standard or auto?”
I am licensed to drive the end rider.
Go stand by the Gaylord.
Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.
Obligatory fuck SM

“Ugh, who coiled up this cord?”

Covers any field with cords.

The conduit run should be a 45-degree elbow and come from the power trench, one two-inch. Tie the static pole to ground with a pigtail. A-phase runs into B-phase before the switch, so straighten them out.
Electrical engineering: “Did you remember to add bypass caps?”
Ran torture after torture, dialed in retraction for vroom, and confirmed via arctan (ambient humidity nominal, mixture stable), so now we simply wait for the magic to finish.
After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.
This is pretty Solid.
MEP engineer: “Architects are as useful as a fart in a fistfight.”
So, only if used tactically?
They make an audible sound, turn up at the worst possible times, are good for a laugh, but not much further than that.
“It’s always DNS.”