Problems that were overhyped:
- quicksand
- people offering me drugs
- the Bermuda Triangle

Problems that I was underprepared for:
- nightly existential dread
- remembering all 17,392 passwords required to do my job
- arguing with robots about whether or not there is an unexpected item in the bagging area

@LadyDragonfly I mean, the quicksand thing.

We actually did training in Boy Scouts about how to rescue people from quicksand.

It's weird how that was a gigantic fear about being out in the great outdoors.

@ErgonWolf @LadyDragonfly I'm starting to feel like Gilligan's Island did a really bad job of preparing us for actual adult life.