Mastodawn

People always ask, "Where is Bigfoot?" But they never ask, "How is Bigfoot?"

Yeti never complains..

@TheLetterTen I want to complain about this.

@Andy oh let me give you the number to the complaint department..oh here it is:

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@TheLetterTen your compassionate views of the Mighty and Majestic Sasquatch have been duly noted and will aid in interspecies harmony

@TheLetterTen thank you, it got some laughs at home

@TheLetterTen heh, heh, heh.

@TheLetterTen The story goes that Bigfoot received a telegram from a reporter asking "HOW OLD BIGFOOT" to which Bigfoot responded "OLD BIGFOOT FINE".

@TheLetterTen
Size 13 1/2 is meh Okay I guess

How's Bigfoot? Delicious!

@TheLetterTen that is sooo, sooo bad :)

@TheLetterTen they’re both extinct