GollumUser with this age already exists
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21CabbageWell I just got a great idea for next time I need to change a password.
MostlyBlindGamerWhen you pick the wrong column for your primary key.
I use dark mode for a reason. FU.
Speiser0Enter NaN. Or else your age is just a number.
henfredemarsWhat happens when a user grows a year older?
Every other user will also have grown a year older, so it will be fine.
Not at the same time!
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I think, anyway.
We will have to synchronize everyone’s birthday, yes.
Luckily, 40% of our users were born on January 1, anyway.
A newborn user can register?
Incredibly exclusive userbase, less than 100 users ever at any one time.
FaceDeerIf I encountered a system that badly designed, I would check to see if it takes non-integer ages and maybe get in that way.
Why stop there? How about a lil’ white hat hacking with SQL injection :)
bob’; DROP TABLE users;
Failing that, there’s also unreasonably large numbers and negative numbers.
I’m 65535 years old, and you can’t prove otherwise!
Only neanderthal kids will remember.
…and don’t forget the matches…