I propose a new quirky airline to unseat Southwest.

Introducing Midwest Airlines!

The snacks and drinks are all generic, the interior will feature corn motifs, deplaning will be extra slow because of all the saying goodbyes, and the winglets will proudly feature the tagline: "Ope!"

@TechConnectify each seat could have a unique crocheted afghan adorned over the headrest
@paultiarks @TechConnectify *afghan or doily, handcrafted individually with love by a midwestern grandmother. And the blankets will be quilts made by the Amish or other skilled craftspeople.