Some unforeseen side effects from the renovation…
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Me: So what's that one called?
Lighting Salesman: Oh that one is the 'Barrington'.
Me: And this pendant with the frosted glass?
LS: The 'Charlotte,' very fashionable.
Me: How about this?
LS: That... that one is the 'Large Naturals.'
@dgar isn’t it booblighting that must be prohibited on the state level?
@dgar How’s the renovation going? It’s all gone tits up, mate!

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ROTFLMAO! That really is funny. Thanks for the morning guffaw!

@dgar
You accidentally found the perfekt lightning for a brothel. It's only a problem if you want to use the house for anything else.
@dgar The titscene chapel
@dgar Everywhere I go it reminds me of her.
@dgar oh no! 🤣
hey, @Terra , are these big enough?
@dgar Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of her...
@zalasur @dgar Not the best pictures out there, but relevant to that quote… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Onofre_Nuclear_Generating_Station
San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station - Wikipedia

@dgar We’re the tassels part of the package?
@dgar That room seems like the bosom of comfort.
@dgar boobs from above 🤣
@dgar 'There are no accidents' -Master Oogway
@dgar When undertaking such renovations, one must keep abreast of the consequences.
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Attached: 1 image Mastodon has Dominatrix too, except everything is compliant to health and safety under dark conditions regulations as per EN ISO 20471.

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@dgar would you mind turning on the boobs?
@dgar 😉 but... Outch! Piercings those weights must hurt. 😖