Alright so

Improbable Island is Down.

My old web host, the one that's going bankrupt, said that they'd transfer the domain name to my new host yesterday. They didn't, they did it at like 2am this morning while I was asleep. All my other domains swapped over just fine, all of them coming in at like 8am the day of the transfer, this one didn't, no clue why.

Old host also, at some point in the last few years, disabled the ability for customers to set a TTL on their domains? Because they suck?

So I'm afraid we now must wait for all the big ISPs to go "Huh, he's updated his domain, let's point that shit to the new place."

How long? Well heck I dunno, this was a lot quicker with all my other domains. Might be all day.

If y'all are in any chatrooms with other Improbable Island players who didn't bookmark this page, kindly fill them in lol

You can follow along if you like:

https://www.whatsmydns.net/#TXT/_acme-challenge.improbableisland.com

We're looking for all these countries to have the key starting with DkGf.

Right now, 10am Pittsburgh time, some of them have no keys, and some of them have a key starting with L-krs - that second key is because I started the SSL cert process going, gave it a few until the majority of these countries were showing ticks, went "Right, that'll be more than enough," and hit the button. Reader it was not more than enough nor was it enough

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@ImprobableIsland So... if I understand this properly from the explanations on the website. Would this be a Root Name, TLD Name, Authoritative Name or a combo of these servers being the issue?
@Liena It's a combination of Heart Internet Got Eaten By GoDaddy and CavemanJoe Is A Dork issues
@ImprobableIsland Yet @cavemanjoe is the most wonderful dork, who is always doing his best!