I propose a new quirky airline to unseat Southwest.

Introducing Midwest Airlines!

The snacks and drinks are all generic, the interior will feature corn motifs, deplaning will be extra slow because of all the saying goodbyes, and the winglets will proudly feature the tagline: "Ope!"

@TechConnectify Will be boarding be done on a "no You go first" basis?
@cmdrwilkens yeah, group one will say "no, why don't we let group two go first" and it will all trickle down to the point that people board backwards