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No.411885328 >Prank Call pawn stars from history channel >They’re open 24/7 >Ask for battletoads >They always rage >lulz will be had No. 411885392 (702) 385-7912 >press 4 No.411885919 >“gold and silver” >oh man I didn’t know you guys are still open >…“yeah we are” >oh okay, I’m looking for battletoads >“not shit shit again, its 11:00 at night” >click No. 411886329 File: (a picture depicting a gorilla’s head on Goofy’s torso, wagging their finger and stating “try to rustle my Jimmies again motherfucker”) No.411886517 >gold and silver >“hey I’m really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?” >yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger >“oh sweet man thanks” >уер >“bye” click No. 411888367 >“gold and silver” >Hi, I’m an antique video game collector and I’m looking for a very old, extremely rare title >“if you say Battletoads I’m going to call the cops” >What’s with your discrimination on battletoads? >hangs up No 411890545 >hello gold and silver hello, I’m calling from Texas and I’m interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring >absolutely sir! what team and what year (boring conversation about the ring) >Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening? >Yes, but I have a question first >Yes sir? >Does it come with BATTLETOADS!? >click No. 411892770 >Gold and silver >Hey do you guys have any signed bat- >What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battletoads. It’s not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man? >bats… signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgers…what were you saying about battle toads though? >Oh sorry sir we’re just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately >Oh that’s weird… people have no lives right? (haha)…anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads? >Are you fucking kidding me dude >click No.411893323 >gold and silver >Hey i was wondering if you had the wii mat >yeah we’ve got it >does it work with webbed feet? >what? >does it come with battletoads No 411895769 Trying it again >Gold and Silver >Hello, I have a few quick questions about… >This better not be about battletoads. >Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword I’ve been looking for. >I’m sorry sir, we’ve just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for? >It’s a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly >Fuck you. >click No.411896409 >Gold and silver >Hi I- >This better not be about battle toads, I’m losing patience kid >ummm no it’s not… what’s a battletoad? >its some game everyone is calling about tonight >battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click No.411897092 >Gold and Silver >Hi how are you? >What can I do for you? >I’m a book dealer, you have antiques? >What are you looking for? >You have anything from Philip K. Dick? >Maybe, whats the title? >Battling on Toad Planet >*click* Callback, cause I’m an asshole >You hung up on me >Who is this? >The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service. >Listen, we don’t have time for your pranks fucking kids. >Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? I’ll have you know I’m prior military, 82nd Airborne "BattleToads. I do… >"click* One more time for good measure >Gold and pawn >BATTLETOADS *click* No.411898453 >Gold and Silver >Hey, I’m looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend. >You are going to have to call back during the day, we don’t do any sales after 9 >Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions? >Sure, shoot. >I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game >mhm >Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads? >-sigh- fucking really, man? You must be giving that to a guy. His insults are amazing No 411898474 >Gold and Silver >Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun >Sure, what’s the name of the gun you’re looking for, exactly? >1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand -click No. 411898550 >Gold and Silver >Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh “Battletoads?” >Uh sorry sir but I don’t remember calling you can you give me the name of who did? >Yes his name was Le Reddit >Sorry. who was it again? >His name was Austin Russel >He isn’t in right now…what was your name again? >Officer Battletoad >*Hang up* No.411902870 >Gold and Silver >Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books? >Lemme guess you want a Battletoad instruction book?? >Excuse me?? >Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight >Pf. kids in the summertime can’t find anything else better to do, eh? >Yeah, well we don’t really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for? >Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? “Old Man And The Sea” perhaps? >I don’t think so. you’d have to call during the daytime or come in to find out. >Ah…OK. Well I also have one I’d like to sell off. It’s a signed J.K. Rowling first print. >The Harry Potter author? >Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. “Harry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoad” >You fuckin kidding m- >Click …I’m still laughing