Mastodawn

Whatever this is, it looks like the kind of thing my late grandmother would get talked into buying.

Still thinking about this.

I’m pretty sure this part is important.

@hotdogsladies It’s an open and shut case.

@drdrang Any chance you’d wanna take a crack at this one?

Give it to me straight, Doc. What am I looking at here?

@hotdogsladies @drdrang This apparatus is 100% a trap. I'd check the ground for hinges if I were you.

@dan @drdrang I’ll ask our cleric about it when he wakes up.