Whatever this is, it looks like the kind of thing my late grandmother would get talked into buying.

@hotdogsladies oh, I know exactly what this is! that one mechanical engineering class I took in college really paying dividends on social media. here's the deal:

what we're looking at is a field of half-seized sprats, and brass-fitted nickel slits, the bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depth of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth

@kyle How many baker’s?
@kyle @hotdogsladies I think you missed the four-start dumaflache, which is the real star of the show