Whatever this is, it looks like the kind of thing my late grandmother would get talked into buying.
@hotdogsladies oh, I know exactly what this is! that one mechanical engineering class I took in college really paying dividends on social media. here's the deal:
what we're looking at is a field of half-seized sprats, and brass-fitted nickel slits, the bracketed caps and splay-flexed brace columns vent dampers to dampening hatch depth of 1/2 meter from the damper crown to the spurv plinth

