I hear we're tired of American memes so I made this one for the Europeans

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I hear we're tired of American memes so I made this one for the Europeans - Lemmy.zip

Auf Deutsch: Kinder in Berlin, wenn sie einen Zentimeter eines Gebäudes ohne Graffiti sehen
Same thing goes with pooping dogs on Paris sidewalks
Also goes for Rome
I thought it was just all the roads
Berliner Mauer moment

Auf Deutsch: Kinder in Berlin, wenn sie einen Zentimeter eines Gebäudes ohne Graffiti sehen

En français : oeufs surprise au chocolat dans le beignet, quand elle un centimètre un bâtiment sans graffiti voir

(Première puissance économique européenne, vraiment ?)

Space before question mark: french confirmé

You’re not French? Why not? Explain please, I’m curious. Do you hate baguettes or are you naturally humble 🤔

ETA: hon hon hon

hon hon hon titty croissant
I love bread, that’s why I am what I am. From France’s best friend with the better bread.

Classic take: name all the Brötchen then?

And if you’re France’s best friend, why do you keep describing our glorious Peugeot 208 as “Schweinsmiststückswagen für verrückte Weinonanisten”?

name alle the Brötchen

Merde , you got me there.

Peugeot 208

J’ai moi-même eu une Peugeot 207 il y a quelques années . Le siège central à l’arrière était même plus confortable que dans l’Audi A5 de mon ami .

I wish I could criticise your French, but it’s flawless. You leave me with no other choice. I have to reluctantly nod my head (not smiling though)
My secret is deepl. I speak French, but flawfully.
My French isn’t the yellow from the egg, so that was quite a puzzle…
This translation was sponsored by Ferrero
That translation is illegal in the USA.
Tim Heidecker is American but it’s a very German name so I’m going to allow this.
Companies in any city when a square millimeter of building isn’t covered in advertisements
Not in São Paulo - it is forbidden to have most types of public-facing advertisement here.
Gods damn that sounds lovely
As someone who got to witness the before and after, it is!
They can’t find places to paint? Is there some kind of shortage of walls in Berlin? Someone should get on that.
If you spray graffiti on public walls and get caught, then the punishment should be to pay for it and additionally police should come to those people’s home and spray everything there with graffiti. The books, the furniture, the clothing, the television, the walls, the windows, all their personal belongings. This would maybe teach them a lesson to respect other people’s belongings 😊
Somehow I doubt that the people vandalizing buildings own any books.

“If you post a shit reply like @Kra, police should burn your house down”

See? Other people can also write insane things.

Unpopular opinion: I find simple tagging and non-obscene graffiti in general less offensive than the spam flyers and company logo/QR code stickers everyone sticks everywhere. At least where I live the latter is also way more common.
Yes! Also there are some of the murals are really good