I have two Fitbit Charge devices. I took two months of using it. I went to go use them, one will simply not boot (turns in for 1/2 seconds and shuts off) and the other now will only stay charged for a few hours and dies. I’m not sure what’s going on here, but it seems suspicious.

I have owned probably a dozen Fitbits over the years.

Not coincidentally, I own a dozen dead Fitbits.

Honestly you are better off buying the cheapest Chinese product on Amazon. Fitbits are pure fucking diarrhea in wearable form, and I eagerly await the class action lawsuit.

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twelve times, uh, you can’t get fooled again.