Mastodawn

Couples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice?

What words, phrases or signs do you use and how do you get your partner’s attention?

“Paying bills” == having sex

For us, it’s “Paying bills” == “Paying bills”…

So once a month?

Uh, different bills have different due dates, yeah that’s it

Logic checks out.