Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat

Hans Niemann was accused of cheating after he beat Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen last September.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66921563

Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat

Hans Niemann was accused of cheating after he beat Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen last September.

Morgan continued: “To be clear, on the specific allegation - have you ever used anal beads while playing chess?”

Sounds like something the pilot in Airplane! would say to Timmy or whatever his name was.

But also that caption has great meme potential.