Mastodawn

Ninji Sep 25, 2023

twitch streamer with 7 viewers: hey guys!! i bought this expensive microphone so you can hear me play minecraft in dolby atmos surround sound

long-distance train manager (speaking into a potato): please listen to the following announcements to find out how you’re going to get home

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Janne Oksanen

@Ninji There's a certain podcast where every host is a millionaire and the main host has been podcasting semi-professionally for at least two decades. And they still have potato quality audio. They even have a hired producer! But can't swing a couple of hundred bucks for a proper mic. Baffling.