NinjiSep 25, 2023

twitch streamer with 7 viewers: hey guys!! i bought this expensive microphone so you can hear me play minecraft in dolby atmos surround sound

long-distance train manager (speaking into a potato): please listen to the following announcements to find out how you’re going to get home

Show threadHasufinSep 25, 2023
@Ninji What's wild is, the microphones and speakers in many trains aren't complete shit, they just don't bother even trying to be intelligible while using them. Doesn't matter the quality of the gear if you hold it and arm's length and don't even bother switching it on until halfway through the announcement.
Show threadKevin Karhan 
@Hasufin @Ninji they don't get paid to give a f**k nor do they get demoted for not doing so...
Sep 26, 2023 at 7:10amWeb