Flying SquidHorseshoe Theory of Breakfast Meals
BillygoatAt first I thought it was a scoop of ice cream. Nope, crack pipe.
I was leaning more towards it being a meth pipe.
The stock photo site it’s from lists as a meth pipe but includes keyword tags for crack as well.
Description: ^Source^
View of a glass pipe used to smoke illegal drugs. This particular pipe was confiscated by police and was used to smoke methamphetamine. Image shot at the police station. Focus on round end with natural shadow.
Can be either, depending on what you can get your hands on
PugJesusWhat's "Fuck the time of day, I'm having fries and ketchup for breakfast" count as
Are you my wife? I didn’t know you were on Lemmy.
Your wife has good taste in breakfast food
She also recommends a patty melt for breakfast.
On rye with thousand island?
Fuck, now I’m hungry. No right to be so good
uhh somewhere between communism and anarchy?
Corporatism, assuming you got 'em from Mickey Dee’s
Damn, that's an ice-cold assumption. I make my fries in a home deep fryer, like any civilized soul.
Oh, you’re British.
Wouldn't I call 'em chips if I was?
You tell me.
massive_bereavementReheated pizza on a microwave gang here.
JimboMany things I have had for breakfast, but I don’t think fries is one of them
Console_Modder“Hyperracist neo-reactionary”
That’s new to me, I’m going to have to remember that for later
Lux communism it is. Now to look up what it is.
It's AFAIK democratic communism.
Fully Automated Luxury Communism. It’s not too bad and idea if not a touch overly idealistic
CarbonIceDragonApparently nobody eats pancakes for breakfast.
Pancakes are universally agreed upon to be acceptable breakfast, so it wasn’t on the image.
Wouldn’t the same apply to waffles?
Certainly not. What are you, an AnCap?
Who doesn’t think waffles are a breakfast food?
Filthy right-wingers.
Waffles are pancakes for when it isnt breakfast time.
swab148Waffles are pancakes with a syrup trap
Nah pancakes are for lunch where I’m at
Luckily my adderall is IR so I can claim leftist ideals 😌
I felt kinda left out when someone posted, "Your wake-up juice defines you". Thank you for making me feel included again (I'm Socialism).
driving_croonerPaleo communism 🤝Paleo conservatism
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alternative_factorDeath to processed food! Liberate the world from simple carbohydrates!
These words are not in the bible
1000% more accurate than a PCM
AgentOrangesicleI’m an Adderall and Jameson man, myself.
Radical Centrism, get 'em boys
anarchism
conservatism
Balkans_IRL
Where do us soylent enjoyers rest, on this scale?
PeppycitoIs that the tablespoon of powder on the far right?
Oh, honey…
“check out this cute tiny rose I bought at the gas station!”
Some of the products it may be used with could be a powder but that’s a meth pipe.
Lol I thought it was protein powder or something.
yogurt & granola gang
Ah, Green Party voter.
Looks up the best breakfast to see if the meme got it right
Oh HELL no! I’d rather never eat ANY form of breakfast again than devolve back to Christianity! 😄
moosetwincroissants are taking years off my life but damn they are the shit
When I didn’t work from home in the mornings, I would regularly get a sausage croissant sandwich for breakfast from the Hardees down the road from where I work and damn was that good despite it being a disappointment in terms of what could be considered croissants. I’m probably better off working from home mornings.
Jokes on you, I take my Adderall with my energy drink.
Ok wtf this is literally spot on, my work supplies breakfast and it’s always different but my two staples are a monster (usually the zero ultra, too…) and stepping outside to hit my vape…
I’m a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it’s core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I’m also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.
I’m a Dane living in Denmark, a social democracy at it’s core. I eat oatmeal with milk most mornings. I’m also a very left leaning atheist but I love a full English every once in a while.
Coke fiend
That explains a lot.
bi_tuxAs an anarchist I feel called out
MinnesotaGoddamWhere’s the biscuits and gravy