The Picard ManeuverWe've clearly created a utopia.
mkhopperTwo weeks?? Longest vacation I’ve been on in the past 20+ years was eight days, with the eighth day being unintentional due to an issue with the airlines.
JerkfaceEver been sick? Vacation.
Exactly. You get to spend vacation days exploring your own house instead of the world.
No good seeing too much of the world. Lot of dangerous ideas out there. Best to keep your head down.
Flying SquidDue to a serious illness, I’ve used up all my paid sick days. My bosses told me, “we want you to get better, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want.” Thanks a whole fucking lot.
“we want you to get better get fucked, so you can take as many unpaid sick days as you want get fucked.”