Mastodawn

Would you take a cheap & effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

Sign me up. Even if there's side effects like nausea or whatever. I'll do whatever it takes to stop my bones hurting more every year.

But what if it doesn’t make you younger? So you’ll still stay your current age, with all the chronic stuff you already have.

I’ll be my age forever, perfectly ok with that. Make taking the bum pill part of a daily exercise routine.