@RikerGoogling bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

@RikerGoogling gotta check the tachyon timing belt

@RikerGoogling That would be a warp core bearing going bad. You wouldn’t think they would cause problems at impulse speed, but they do.

@RikerGoogling rattlesnake removed from air ducts

@RikerGoogling where is the johnson rod on a starship

@RikerGoogling Your self-sealing stem bolts are loose.