"Waiter! Waiter!"
"What is it?"
"There's a problem with my soup!"
"What's the problem?"
"There's a bisexual in it!"
"Not so loud! If other patrons hear you, everyone will want one."
"Waiter! Waiter!"
"What is it?"
"There's a problem with my soup!"
"What's the problem?"
"There's a bisexual in it!"
"Not so loud! If other patrons hear you, everyone will want one."