Mastodawn

Would you take a cheap & effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

I’d be taking them two at a time!

Get a day younger for the double dose.

First dose is $3, second dose is $300.

I would be saving up all year to get a week younger as a treat

You would have all the time in the world to get as young as you like.