Mastodawn

Would you take a cheap & effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

Seems like a no brainier. You’d get used to taking it.

I bet with time you could just hold the pill flat on your hand, reach back and your asshole would gobble it up like a horse.

This wasn’t a sentence I was expecting to read in my entire life.

People say AI start hallucinating bizarre sentences is a problem, but I’m beginning to wonder if it simply gazed too deeply into the internet abyss.

Mmm, would eat it like a good ol’ big chungus