Mastodawn

I often think that Petunia was manufactured without the default cat software so she has a vague notion of how to cat but not really.

For instance, she understands there is a lap cat category of cats, but has little idea what that entails or how to sit on a lap.

In Petunia's defense, I would ask, is there really a wrong way to sit on a lap when you're a cat?

I mean, it could be wrong for the human (pointy paws poking in sensitive places) -- but the cat don't care! We're just cat furniture! 😁