bluesky: rebound/continuity twitter with everybody trying SO HARD to punt a podcast/t-shirt/website/twitch stream

twitter: 1800s racial/ethnic slurs, cartoon frog/wojaks, posted by antisemite 50+ year old men

Mastodon in general: german reply guy telling u about linux in an unrelated post and fedicops demanding that you respect their authority they gave themselves on a 2 user instance

Jorts.horse: the fuckin horse, get this, it has jorts.

The choice is obvious. 

@glencoe threads: tryhard influencers grinding and corporate-friendly-speak up the ass