I joked on Tumblr about making a bad keyboard, and within 30 seconds someone reblogs it with the name of a chat platform connected to that fandom...
A chat platform I created 12 years ago.
The internet is weird and small and I have helped make it moreso
Microdosing being Niel Cicierega by being involved with a bunch of random-ass stuff across two and a half decades on the internet
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@gsuberland @foone thank you, this was the energy I needed today
@gsuberland @foone OVER THREE HUNDRED MEGABYTES
@0x09 @gsuberland it doesn't even have a 300mb hard drive! If you watch the original video, it turns out it's like 160mb and they have DoubleSpace/DriveSpace installed!
@foone @gsuberland that’s… so perfect. I love it and hate it.
@foone This is truly what every internet content creator strives for
@foone Have a good yam key and a crusty eye. See him on the pot. Now you're FUNKTASTIC!
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@foone to answer the idea posed in that original post, after looking it up to see what was what the refrance and all

you could.
probably do that too with one of those keyboard firmware projects floating around out there, or at least (and this is something we have done, at least on small scales) create an OS-level input method where the resulting text is quirked appropriately?

(though not knowing if windows supports adding third-party input method options and assuming that that option would be on linux, meaning you'd have to either write the code for the input method from scratch, or find one that lets you define input methods in the form of a text file - those are severely limited though because i've yet to see one that's not just a plain character substitution table, much less one that has really undesirable behavior about overlapping patterns and whatnot)