SjmarfSorry for the inconvenience
GorkTime to squeeze them sphincter muscles to extrude a 4 inch long, 2.25 in diameter turd.
That is way less volume. Acceptable.
CaptainBlagbirdRinse & repeat
SnipingNinjaGoddammit, this joke’s got layers
TimeSquirrelAh, the Play-doh fun factory technique.
AppoxoTime for the poop knife
A complimentary poop knife and ruler should be provided.
*poop ruler
RBGThe poop knife stays on reddit. Please.
The poop knife transcends Reddit, please
They probably holding it in. Lemmy people don’t shit, duh!?.
But only for 3 days
Can’t have both your fancy app and your fancy knife
I first learned of the poop knife on Metafilter.
I learned about it from my father… :'(
empireOfLoveDamn. Where’s lemmy shitpost when you need it
The real inconvenience is having to convert the olde world measurements to modern ones anyone would understand.
Fortunately toilets tend to stay attached to a specific region, so it’s possible to know which unit system the best majority of people using it will be most familiar with.
The United States, Liberia, and Myanmar all high five one another and beg to differ. It’s an exclusive club
While americans don’t measure in centimeters, we do understand grams. Weigh the damn poops.
funkajunkWhoever is making those poops, I feel so sorry for your tattered asshole.
That’s bigger than a Coke can.
RootiestSure, sure. But they’ve probably been doing it for a while now.
I feel bad for the person who’s come to expect them and isn’t going to get their XXL turds today.
That’s funny… until I actually think about a 2.5in diameter turd… then I’m horrified.
Pretty much this size
I think 2.5 inches would be closer to a soda can if we’re using references.
2.5" in diameter is just under a baseball (2.8").
Can you please start using real units. Seriously.
It’s the same size as a cricket ball, 2.8".
No. 2.5" is in real units already. What’s your problem with size comparisons?
They should just refer to the calibre
I fire 120 mm high-explosive rounds
Relevant username.
That thing is nowhere near 2.5" dia.
I googled for 50 mm. That should be close enough.
Relevant username
FilthyShrooms2.5 inches is 635 mm. Thats much closer to 50 cm
That doesn’t sound right to me. An inch has ~2.54 cm, so 2.5" should be 6.35 cm and a cm has 10mm, so that becomes 63.5mm
1 inch is 25,4 mm, not 254 mm.
I am often incorrect. Today is one of those days
Lol, 2.5 inches is over 2 feet?
Need one of those tools for measuring spaghetti portions attached
That thing only works for standard length tho
Periodically move it sideways. One oversized poop becomes two standard poops. Pooplication.
Ex NummisHow many courics is that?
daisy lazarusThe arbitrary capitalisation of “Poops” and “Time” bothers me immensely.
But not Bigger?
RQGThe first letter if Bigger. That computes.
Destide
PerogiBoiWhen ya forget the tape measure outside of the bathroom 😔
Gotta plan accordingly, or carry a poop knife.
Suspiciously specific.
pewgar_seemsimandroidagreed 🧐.
Spliffman1Carry a portable blender with you, problem solved
meseek #2982Sir. Sir. Sir! Your poop is too big. Please take it with you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Ah crap, my poop is 2 and 5/8 inches in diameter and 6 and 1/8 inches long.
BlackmistThat’s the size of a standard UK beer can.
What fucking animals are using that poor toilet?
Now we all know where Goatse poops
Just hang a poop knife. Problem solved.
Gotta get one of those Play-Doh shape-sphincters to shove up your butt before you get down to business to “defeat the huns”
comador Okay, so I gotta pinch it off twice then?