BonesOfTheMoonShots fired.
EngywookShe’s cumpletely right.
i won’t believe it until she shows me
Darkassassin07She’s certainly good on her knees, but Jesus’ got nothing to do with it…
Jesus take the shaft
IHeartBadCodeCatholic priests: That's what I keep telling the alter boy!
‘Jesus, Take the shaft already!’
Teaching is hard.
South Park S07E09 Faith + 1 ad
She’s apparently equally strong while seated in a crowded movie theater.
This is the part that really got me. We’re all human and have our urges, no shame there. The average unknown Joe Schmoe knows to contain themselves in public - let alone a public figure with all eyes on them. What was the thought process?
DominusOfMegadeusIt’s Bobo, friend, there is no “thought” process
The theater is dark, and she probably didn’t realize it had night vision cameras for security. Most people will also not have phones at hand, as its a rude act in a theater.
She really thought she could be an asshole because social pressure and darkness made it hard to prove she was an asshole after the fact. Its why she came out lying hard about vaping around pregnant women and somehow didn’t mention have her chest gropped and grabbing for dick around a bunch of people/kids.
Shit like this makes me think she knows exactly what she’s doing, and she’s trying to position herself as the Sexy Nun archetype. She tries to be good but can’t help that the world sexualizes her against her will (wink). She would be ever so grateful to any strong, Christian men who might come to her aid and defend her honor from the lustful satanists.
This lady dumb as a box of hair, bless her soul…
SturgiesYrFaseHeard this on a podcast today:
10gal hat for a ½oz brain.
10gal hat for a ½oz brain.
It’s all branding for all of them.
She probably thinks, in all honesty, that the average person is too stupid to understand the innuendo, and that only the clever ones will get it, like it’s some exclusive inside joke.
Only 150+ IQ people can solve this puzzle.
Must have a low IQ cause that’s one box I’m not even going to try and open.
I remember thinking like that when I was a teenager.
Shit like this makes me think people don’t recognize fake tweets anymore.
Fuck me. Thought this was in light of her recent shenanigans. In that case I’ll say fuck whoever cropped this without the date.
You’re correct, it’s really hard to tell nowadays, and you proved your own point. This is a real tweet, but I don’t blame you for thinking it’s satire.
Sociopath
This bird has got to go.
Hey hey, ho ho
Ignoring the obvious joke, she doesn’t display any of Jesus’s qualities. Is she gentle, caring, and compassionate? Does she humbly serve the poor and the disadvantaged? Does she forgive her enemies and bless those who oppose her? Does she sacrifice for the benefit of others!?
I’m a Christian and while I don’t know for certain, I believe God knows the heart. But I don’t expect to see her in Heaven…
she doesn’t display any of Jesus’s qualities Disagree.
She has long hair. Ok, not specified in the bible, but it’s canon at this point.
Also the episode of Jesus whoring at the theatre… Wait what is this bible?
Jesus had hair like lamb’s wool, canonically.
And olive skin
No, he was the only white guy in the middle east, as proven buy all church depictions, which are basically photographs. /s
Or are based on Cesare Borgia
I knew the guy was an alien!
She is also white, like Jesus.
True true. And also catholic, like Jesus the Jew.
i’ve heard about this supply-side jesus doing miracles. she pretty much raised some dead tent there.
Jesus would've given handies in the cinema if he was asked.
Through the holes?
MAGA Christian, which is the majority of “Christians”.
I can’t tell which part you’re replying to. Are you saying I’m MAGA!? I agree that unfortunately most “Christians” are, but I dare you to check my history…
Give atheism a try, you won’t regret it.
Seems like “Christianity” and “following Jesus’ teachings, words, and example” are completely at odds. I appreciate what you are saying. Why don’t we hear Jesus Followers calling out “Christians” more vocally and often? I’d expect more of a break in the church at this point, but it seems like a fairly united front to me even now.
samus12345I have to conclude that the vast majority of Christians are fine with people being shitty as long as they identify as Christian.
There are Unitarian churches and similar places of worship that don’t allow this bigotry.
Absolutely, they’re at-odds! Church attendance is down and people like me will now walk out if the pastor/leadership starts talking about following Trump. As for why that is, I don’t know. I think people have been following money and power rather than Jesus for a while now…
Whose shots have been fired exactly?
OrbituaryCum shots.
That's not an answer to my question, captain obvious, Sir.
Persecution complex/fetish
“Is it inappropriate to grope each other in a theater? No, it’s the whiners that are wrong.” /s
I’m gonna need video proof of that one.
Play to your strengths, Lauren. Maybe it’s time to drop the sad quasipolitical angle and just go pro.
1bluepixelHate to break the party, but this one’s fake.
I’m speechless
devfuuuWho the fuck are these people and why is the internet making a big deal of some boob grabbing?
LadyAutumnShes a politician whos entire career is claiming that transgender people are completely unhinged immoral deviant pedophiles. She went into a family friendly theatre on a date with some guy, the theatre had plenty of children present, and then they fondled each other. While vaping and loudly yelling.
She’s barely coherent on the best of days. Her latest… escapades… just perfectly show how she herself is entirely devoid of decency and not the pillar of modest Christian femininity she tries to claim she is.
A hypocritical Christian gasp!!
/s