My driver’s making good time but his car is fucking huge.

Pretty sure the windmill may be exerting some spooky action at a distance because this is about where a lot of my orange boys just stop or even disappear sometimes.

I dunno. It's their journey.

@hotdogsladies I know this windmill. Random fact: I was on morning bike ride in this area of GGP listening to the radio on a Walkman when I learned Jerry Garcia died.
@hotdogsladies I wonder if the two things are related. If his car is so big, he's probably just pushing the other cars out of his way.
@waynedixon I honestly don’t know and I’m terrified to ask. I can’t be criminally liable for soup, Wayne.
@hotdogsladies I'm no lawyer (nor do I play one on the internet), but I'd think that any liability would be on the driver. But with today's Terms of Services who actually knows who is liable for anything.
@hotdogsladies I just spit out my bourbon as I read this. I’m not sure why this is so hilarious to me.

@jscottkey I should have a bourbon.

Thank you, J.

@hotdogsladies it’s never a bad idea to have a bourbon.
@hotdogsladies okay maybe it’s not a good idea to have a bourbon before your arraignment or before a driving test.