Mastodawn

The iPhone 13 mini is dead, leaving small phone lovers in a lurch

I only want a phone that cannot double as a scutum is that too much to ask

A what?

I had to look it up. A scutum is a type of Roman shield.

Huh, I searched it up and got an insect.

Ha, I read it as scrotum on the first go :')

You and me both.