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@lowqualityfacts I have it on good authority that they were real underachievers when they did that:
Von Xylofon@lowqualityfacts I'd probably do the same if my name started with 'turd'.
Tony Crenshaw's Latte@lowqualityfacts Its funeral was attended by its beloved, turducbarbie.
John Stritch@lowqualityfacts The Marketing department considers it a success. They now have the scientists working to get the dead turducken to package and ship itself to the grocery store.
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusIt committed seppuharicide.
Nihl L'Amas@lowqualityfacts actual footage:
Jeff C@lowqualityfacts I remember that! It was a watershed event in jump-starting both ethical and culinary debates.
In fact, the ethical debates on chimera research continue to this day.
The culinary ones lasted until the McRib came back.
potpie@lowqualityfacts possibly the best LQF yet
Carl Anthony@lowqualityfacts I do believe Matt Damon also narrated a documentary about this as well.