Eight Bear Rule - Lemmy.world

Aren’t bears 2/2s? Wouldn’t 8 beats be a 16/16
I think this card could work with something like “Whenever Eight Fucking Bears is dealt damage, place that many -1/-1 counters on it.” Maybe make it cost 2F instead of 1F.
I don’t mean to tell u how to live your life, but standard representation for green mana is “G”
Ah crap, you’re right. It’s been a while since I notated Magic cards my brain went to Forest instead of Green.