In all seriousness, I think it's time to accept that web search is currently broken as an idea, and we all need to go back to sharing our favorite links on personal websites. And we need to make personal websites a thing again, too.
@erik I've grown fond of Hugo. You can make a whole static website just by picking a theme & writing a few markdown pages. But neocities.org is even easier!
They don't want you to know this, but you can just write stuff and put it on the internet!