SchopflinOk guys, going in there with my very first HRT patch. I had no idea it would be tiny and transparent!
Ok. Got undressed. Did 15 minutes of yoga. Realised I am no longer attached to the patch and I have absolutely no idea how long this has been the case.
Call off the search party. It was on the inside of my (thigh-length, for reasons) pants. Literally nobody told me this would be a thing in PSE. To be fair, it probably wasn't in 1987.