The dog park conversation today was about how in certain Catholic temples in downtown Toronto the priest is not giving the waffle on the hand, as modern protocol dictates. Only directly to the mouth, Medieval style.

This happens apparently for fear of possible desecration and misuse by Satanists and Cultists, who would then pocket it and later make it part of arcane rituals intended to bring back The Old Ones sleeping in the depths of time.

Everybody should have access to the waffle.