I had a convo with gale at the celebration post goblin camp and he was all about inviting me to see some magic trick and I was like cool, sure why not

then I speak to asterion and he’s like “so your’e gonna fuck gale huh? Good on ya man”

I was like, what?

the romance in this game is definitely forced and overly aggressive

Yeah I just had a scene where wyll asked me to dance and I was ready to dunk on him with my skillz but instead they danced and make out and the game didn’t even ask me if I wanted to

You might have missed a lot of signals over the years if you didn't grok that his hips weren't lying.

Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I wanted to be water brothers with him!

http://thewaterbrothers.ca/ ???