"It is truly astounding how quickly, holistically, and voluntarily Ronald DeSantis transformer-ed himself from the seemingly-inevitable President Damien (what up, Omen III fans) of democratic nightmares to Principal Puddingfingers, smearing his shitty evil custard all over the educational system and uncontrollably red-faced screaming at random kids for wearing outfits he doesn’t like"

That Omen III reference sent me. I almost spilled my water, @Catvalente

https://catvalente.substack.com/p/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-smart-fascist