I had a convo with gale at the celebration post goblin camp and he was all about inviting me to see some magic trick and I was like cool, sure why not

then I speak to asterion and he’s like “so your’e gonna fuck gale huh? Good on ya man”

I was like, what?

the romance in this game is definitely forced and overly aggressive

Yeah I just had a scene where wyll asked me to dance and I was ready to dunk on him with my skillz but instead they danced and make out and the game didn’t even ask me if I wanted to

This is the classic mass effect dialogue option meme where you pick a mellow option and then the MC lashes out.

A: "No. B: “that’s a great idea”

You pick a. Then: “Why would you ever suggest that idea, that’s horrible, I want you out of my group!”

One of my favorite youtube channels did a riff on this