Message of the week.
@jreffell Being Altered is a great place to be! #sadtrombone
@jreffell Life altering experience.
@jreffell That's one hell of a lathe. 😂

@m4ra @jreffell

Any lathe will alter you real good real permanent like if you use it wrong.

@jreffell OTOH Any meaningful book or movie should have such a warning
@jreffell Yeah, in a fight the lathe will always win.
@jreffell lathes are terrifying. I saw one with a sticker that said "This machine cannot tell the difference between steel and human flesh, nor does it care" and that's the only safe way to approach them imo.
@daphnestar @jreffell For a moment I misread "Zardoz" and realized that the movie should also have that warning sign 🤭
@yuki2501
Excellent observation, I was not left unaltered by Zardoz
@jreffell
@jreffell booty shorts that say this, etc, etc

@jreffell there's a warning image, kinda like the one with the hand being chewed up by gears, depicting a figure being wrapped around a shaft. I think it's normally for exposed drive shafts and the like

I feel that would apply here

@jreffell I mean, proof of life, really.
@jreffell do you happen to know what this contraption is?
@jreffell
I had a bolt of cold rush up my spine.
@chirpbirb
@jreffell where can I buy this for laptops or conferences.
@jreffell this is somehow more terrifying than the typical skull warning