Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
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In the distance you see a 🔥 Magmin
❤️ 4-14 ❕1/2 ✨ 100
⚔️ Fight!
85%
🥷 Avoid
15%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You engaged the Magmin!
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🔥 Magmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 7/7
🛡️ 14
❕1/2
✨ 100
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
0%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
81.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
12.5%
🏃 Run!
6.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
The Magmin used Touch, dealing 5 damage to you.
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🔥 Magmin
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 7/7
🛡️ 14
❕1/2
✨ 100
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
0%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
87.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
12.5%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You successfully hit the Magmin with your Melee Attack for 15 damage.
The Magmin died.
+4🪙 +100✨
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Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Blood Hawk
❤️ 2-12 ☁️ ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
90.5%
🥷 Avoid
9.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You confronted the Blood Hawk!
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🦁 Blood Hawk
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 12 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4] ⬇️
3.4%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
48.3%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12] ⬇️
44.8%
🏃 Run!
3.4%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You used your Ranged Attack to hit the Blood Hawk for 3 damage.
You were hit by the Blood Hawk's Beak attack, you took 6 damage.
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🦁 Blood Hawk
❤️🖤🖤🖤 1/4
🛡️ 12 ☁️
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4] ⬇️
4%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
72%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12] ⬇️
24%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You managed to hit the Blood Hawk for 3 damage with your Ranged Attack.
You killed the Blood Hawk.
+1🪙 +25✨
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In the distance you see a 👺 Dretch
❤️ 8-28 ❕1/4 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
48.3%
🥷 Avoid
3.4%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
44.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
3.4%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You took a few moments to relax, restoring 11 hitpoints.
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You encounter a 🦁 Owl
❤️ 1-3 ☁️ ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
76.9%
🥷 Avoid
11.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
11.5%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You confronted the Owl!
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🦁 Owl
❤️❤️❤️ 3/3
🛡️ 11 ☁️
❕0
✨ 10
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4] ⬇️
0%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
61.5%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12] ⬇️
30.8%
🏃 Run!
7.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You managed to hit the Owl for 5 damage with your Ranged Attack.
You killed the Owl.
+1🪙 +10✨
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Ahead of your path, you see a 🧍‍♂️ Berserker
❤️ 36-99 ❕2 ✨ 450
⚔️ Fight!
21.9%
🥷 Avoid
68.8%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
3.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
6.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You managed to avoid the Berserker.
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In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Goat
❤️ 6-33 ❕1/2 ✨ 100
⚔️ Fight!
80%
🥷 Avoid
5.7%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
8.6%
🏘️ Go to Town
5.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You confronted the Giant Goat!
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🦁 Giant Goat
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 27/27
🛡️ 11
❕1/2
✨ 100
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
10.6%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
87.2%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
0%
🏃 Run!
2.1%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You successfully hit the Giant Goat with your Melee Attack for 9 damage.
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🦁 Giant Goat
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 18/27
🛡️ 11
❕1/2
✨ 100
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
2.9%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
88.6%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
0%
🏃 Run!
8.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You successfully hit the Giant Goat with your Melee Attack for 6 damage.
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🦁 Giant Goat
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 12/27
🛡️ 11
❕1/2
✨ 100
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
10%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
85%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
2.5%
🏃 Run!
2.5%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You handled your Melee Attack with expert precision, critically hitting the Giant Goat for 10 damage.
You were hit by the Giant Goat's Ram attack, you took 9 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Goat
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 2/27
🛡️ 11
❕1/2
✨ 100
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
6.3%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
59.4%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
31.3%
🏃 Run!
3.1%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You managed to hit the Giant Goat for 9 damage with your Melee Attack.
You won the battle, killing the Giant Goat.
+4🪙 +100✨
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In the distance you see a 🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
69%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
13.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
17.2%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You confronted the Noble!
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🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 8/8
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
7.1%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
85.7%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
7.1%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Noble for 7 damage.
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🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/8
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
18.2%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
54.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
24.2%
🏃 Run!
3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
The Noble attacked with its Rapier, you took 3 damage.
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🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/8
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
23.1%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
61.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
15.4%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
The Noble attacked with great ferocity with its Rapier, dealing 5 critical damage to you.
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🧍‍♂️ Noble
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/8
🛡️ 15
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
17.9%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
61.5%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
20.5%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You used your Melee Attack to hit the Noble for 7 damage.
The Noble died.
+2🪙 +25✨
---
You encounter a 🧍‍♂️ Bandit
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
30.6%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
47.2%
🏘️ Go to Town
22.2%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You had a moment to take a breather, you regained 10 hitpoints.
---
In the distance you see a 🐉 Bronze Dragon Wyrmling
❤️ 15-50 ☁️ ❕2 ✨ 450
⚔️ Fight!
33.3%
🥷 Avoid
33.3%
🏘️ Go to Town
33.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You tried to sneak past the Bronze Dragon Wyrmling, but it saw you.
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🐉 Bronze Dragon Wyrmling
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 25/25
🛡️ 17 ☁️
❕2
✨ 450
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4] ⬇️
16.7%
🏹 Ranged, improvised [1d4]
5.6%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12] ⬇️
22.2%
🏃 Run!
55.6%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You easily managed to run away!
---
You encounter a 👺 Bearded Devil
❤️ 24-80 ❕3 ✨ 700
⚔️ Fight!
26.7%
🥷 Avoid
26.7%
🏘️ Go to Town
46.7%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You traveled to a nearby town.
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You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
3.3%
🛒 Shop
20%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
76.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 7 hitpoints and 4 hitdice.
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You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
35.7%
🛒 Shop
53.6%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
10.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You walked to a local shop.
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You step into a local shop, what catches your eye?
🎒
🗡️ Lance [1d12+4, +6] 🛡️ Shield 🛡️ Splint Armor [19]
🗡️ Rapier [1d8+4, +6] ~ 1H (-20🪙)
9.1%
🗡️ Dagger [1d4+4, +6] ~ 1H L T (+3🪙)
3%
🛡️ Padded Armor [15] (+95🪙)
12.1%
↩️ Back to Town
75.8%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You left the shop.
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The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
87.5%
🛒 Shop
0%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.2%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
8.3%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You embarked on a journey of adventure.
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In the distance you see a 🦁 Poisonous Snake
❤️ 1-4 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
88.2%
🥷 Avoid
11.8%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadDungeonsSep 2, 2023
You engaged the Poisonous Snake!
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🦁 Poisonous Snake
❤️ 1/1
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
1️⃣ Divine Favor [1d4]
17.9%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d12]
64.3%
👊 Melee, unarmed [5]
17.9%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
Show threadWoodswalkedSep 2, 2023

@dungeons

If you vote to attack unarmed, remember to wash your hands after.

Show threadSarah 🍕Sep 2, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons (eating a sandwich, hands dripping with poison after punching a poisonous snake) Wait, what?
Show threadWoodswalkedSep 2, 2023

@sarahv

Hmmm…

What type of mushrooms are in that sandwich?

It’s probably nothing.

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Sep 3, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons 🍄 My nutritionist said you should eat all the different colors of the rainbow... something about antioxidants?
Show threadWoodswalkedSep 3, 2023

@sarahv

Are you still seeing the same nutritionist?

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Sep 3, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons You know, I've been trying to schedule an appointment but they aren't answering my calls.
Show threadWoodswalkedSep 3, 2023

@sarahv

They aren’t answering mine either, but I was told what I did in the lobby was probably why.

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Sep 3, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons I heard about that. I'm sure you meant well, just like I did when I dropped off that basket of mushrooms and greens I foraged.
Show threadWoodswalkedSep 3, 2023

@sarahv

Greens?

Uhm… these tomato leaves are making my mouth numb.
Were these yours?

cc: @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕Sep 3, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons Those were nettles. You cooked them, right?
Show threadWoodswalked

@sarahv

*stares unresponsively*

cc: @dungeons

Sep 3, 2023 at 2:00amWeb
Show threadSarah 🍕Sep 3, 2023

@Woodswalked @dungeons Wait, aren't paladins immune to poison?

...don't tell me he didn't implement that, either!