Mastodawn

Tom Scott stole anons gf

I hate that idk if I should believe this or not

I mean, why wouldn’t you? Why would an anonymous person on the internet lie for no reason?

[spoiler] Yes, it’s obviously fake. Also, I’m pretty sure Tom is gay, isn’t he? [/spoiler]

I don’t know, isn’t he just British?

There are two sexualities: straight and british

Well it’s a spectrum ffs you might be partially British and part straight.