Humans and Stripes - sh.itjust.works

Apparently there’s no evidence to suggest cats can see them. Lame
Even if cats could talk, and could definately see the stripes, I’m convinced that they wouldn’t tell anyone.

They’d gossip about them with other cats behind your back

“Kevin’s stripes make him look like a moron”

\ Kevin whistling while sweeping the kitchen oblivious to the fact that he has stripes let alone stupid looking ones and that cats can talk