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@lowqualityfacts Can I have a grilled cheese now?
@alanstainer @lowqualityfacts I have +5 Culinary bonus with favored Grilled Cheese class, and a +10 against nazis and Jordan Peterson. Invulnerable to anti-woke ideology but am highly susceptible to cheese, beer and Dorito based attack damage.